in spite of the appalling amount of coverage of tiger woods' apology on friday, i managed to miss it. but having read some of the critical praise, i assumed it at least met the heartfelt-ness requirements we the public are demanding.
since then, i've seen the announcement, and am wondering where all the praise came from. the performance was as wooden as bill paxton's acting in... well, in any movie he's appeared in. you know a performance is plastic when you can recreate it using a keyboard, as i just did: